Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What did the mummy say after getting detention? “This sphinx!”
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.